Okay, it is coming down to our favorite time of the year. Time to talk smack. Red or Blue or Crimson and Cream. We are once again the Bermuda Triangle of college basketball. Indiana, Kentucky and Louisville are all relevant again. It is a beautiful thing. Obviously, Louisville's fans are the coolest and most educated. Therefore, I will be imparting my wisdom henceforth. Fashion tips, culinary specialties, counseling, how to pick up chicks and pretty much answering all perplexing questions about life's most mysterious secrets. I wlll offer my services pro bono under one condition. You must agree with everything I say, otherwise I will have to charge a $600 hourly fee for for my advice. For starters, as we enter the season of over indulgence...this very important...Never eat anything bigger than your head!